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So far I’m in red and orange on this, but I’m working on the other two. My hate of these books is pretty well justified as far as I’m concerned but I want it to be 110%.

"Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love. But that doesn’t mean you love them any less...."

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:57:47 -0500

“Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love. But that doesn’t mean you love them any less. Sometimes, it even makes you love them more.”

- The Last Song (via littlemiss)

libraryland: araragi: lmao. I’m so showing this to the...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:46:54 -0500

libraryland:

araragi:

lmao. I’m so showing this to the librarians.

Video

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:05:09 -0500

hey rat hey

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:43:11 -0500

hey rat hey

ihatemuggles: (via malfoyy) This shouldn’t even need to...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:51:05 -0500

ihatemuggles:

(via malfoyy)

This shouldn’t even need to be said.

Complaint #536

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:12:30 -0500

whitewhine:

I wish you could filter out “IKEA” from the craigslist furniture for sale.

-Whine by @realpigasus

I wish you could ONLY view Ikea furniture on craigslist!

Dear Dogs and Cats

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:36:34 -0500

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don’t.

(2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.

(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less, (2) don’t ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don’t hang out with drug-using people, (7) don’t smoke or drink, (8) don’t want to wear your clothes, (9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

seriously what am I supposed to eat

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:55:00 -0500

Katie: http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/108191/leggo-your-eggo-theres-a-waffle-shortage
Me: stupid south, ruining my life
Katie: what are you talking about?
Me: atlanta. flooding.
Katie: mad places flood
Me: yeah but it's never affected my breakfast before
Katie: hahahahahahaha

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-15)

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:42:16 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-15):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

online purchases

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:09:01 -0500

benglert: the other weekend my roommate was really hammered and tried to order an asian trophy wife on the internet
benglert: we successfully stopped him by convincing him that, like teriyaki house, these sites stop taking orders after 1am

"I want it on my desk at 5pm, if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a..."

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:54:09 -0500

“I want it on my desk at 5pm, if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat and then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.”

- Sue Sylvester, Glee

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-8)

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:29:00 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-8):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

i hate mongeese

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:40:32 -0500

chessieann:

23:33 * mongoose hisses
23:33 noooooooo not this again
23:33 RICHARD
23:34 * mongoose curls up on chessie’s bed
23:34 * mongoose purrs
23:34 * mongoose locks richard in a closet
23:34 nooooooo
23:34 and then i duck taped him to a toilet or whatever

sometimes I change my irc nick to mongoose and terrorize ~~the town~~ chessie