• theryan: babies should play football
  • theryan: babies should replace the football
  • theryan: that would be so entertaining
  • theryan: HE THREW THE BABY 50 YARDS FOR A TOUCHDOWN
  • theryan: you get bonus points if the baby is alive at the end of the drive
  • theryan: LOL
  • theryan: THE COACH IS CHALLENGING THE CALL THAT THE BABY IS ALIVE AND SAYING THAT IT IS ONLY TWITCHING
  • theryan: and then the refs can go
  • theryan: WHEN THE BABY CROSSED THE PLANE, IT WAS ALIVE. ONLY AFTER THE BABY WAS DROPPED DID IT DIE. RULING ON THE FIELD STANDS, BONUS BABY POINTS."
  • gkatsev: wow, thats just awful
  • theryan: well i mean
  • theryan: they could only do it with the babies that have defects
  • lauren: no it's amazing
  • theryan: like crack babies or missing limbs
  • theryan: just so its more PR friendly
  • theryan: i know people are sensitive towards these kinds of things
  • theryan: pregnant teenagers could contribute too
  • theryan: actually
  • theryan: this could be a way to promote teenage pregnancy
  • theryan: donate a baby get VIP passes for a season
  • lauren: it could be a way to discourage abortion too
  • lauren: so prolifers would be happy
  • theryan: yeah exactly
  • theryan: everyone's happy
  • lauren: the ad campaign for them could be like
  • theryan: teenagers can sue, abortions will decline
  • lauren: "don't murder your baby, donate it to sports!"
  • theryan: no one will be stuck with defective babies
  • lauren: so healthcare costs maybe would go down
  • theryan: yeah
  • theryan: im going to write obama on this issue