216. IF YOU WANT TO SING OUT, SING OUT? MORE LIKE IF YOU WANT TO SING OUT, SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH YOU'RE IN PUBLIC.
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I wish this has been posted in the 08/09 school year so I could have sent it to Lisa.
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Deserves has nothing to do with it
“Mr. Steinbrenner deserves another championship. That’s why I wear this number. We’re trying to do this for him.” — Joe Girardi
As we confront the possibility of the Yankees winning a World Series, I keep thinking back to Girardi after the ALCS win. Let’s not even make the relative deserving argument about whether he deserves it more than (for instance) the long-suffering Royals fanbase. In what world does he deserve it?
Deserves. George Steinbrenner deserves another World Series title.
Screw George Steinbrenner.
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Yessss someone extracted this from the Droid firmware. They are my hero.
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mr the chua's great idea
| theryan: | babies should play football |
| theryan: | babies should replace the football |
| theryan: | that would be so entertaining |
| theryan: | HE THREW THE BABY 50 YARDS FOR A TOUCHDOWN |
| theryan: | you get bonus points if the baby is alive at the end of the drive |
| theryan: | LOL |
| theryan: | THE COACH IS CHALLENGING THE CALL THAT THE BABY IS ALIVE AND SAYING THAT IT IS ONLY TWITCHING |
| theryan: | and then the refs can go |
| theryan: | WHEN THE BABY CROSSED THE PLANE, IT WAS ALIVE. ONLY AFTER THE BABY WAS DROPPED DID IT DIE. RULING ON THE FIELD STANDS, BONUS BABY POINTS." |
| gkatsev: | wow, thats just awful |
| theryan: | well i mean |
| theryan: | they could only do it with the babies that have defects |
| lauren: | no it's amazing |
| theryan: | like crack babies or missing limbs |
| theryan: | just so its more PR friendly |
| theryan: | i know people are sensitive towards these kinds of things |
| theryan: | pregnant teenagers could contribute too |
| theryan: | actually |
| theryan: | this could be a way to promote teenage pregnancy |
| theryan: | donate a baby get VIP passes for a season |
| lauren: | it could be a way to discourage abortion too |
| lauren: | so prolifers would be happy |
| theryan: | yeah exactly |
| theryan: | everyone's happy |
| lauren: | the ad campaign for them could be like |
| theryan: | teenagers can sue, abortions will decline |
| lauren: | "don't murder your baby, donate it to sports!" |
| theryan: | no one will be stuck with defective babies |
| lauren: | so healthcare costs maybe would go down |
| theryan: | yeah |
| theryan: | im going to write obama on this issue |
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