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“I am not good at this, letting people help me.”
— Ellen
kittens! and mom’s tail
(via heartintheshadows)
I poisoned the beer
- chessie >> getting a second family probably raises your chances of being stabbed
- lauren >> yeah
- ricHARD >> they will prtect me/shower me with lvoe
- lauren >> not if your jealous ex family comes back
- ricHARD >> ill find a tougher family
- chessie >> hahaah i thought you said shower me with lye
- chessie >> i was like, yes, that will be much less deadly
name changes
- 10: 36 ::: Richard is now known as buffymat69
- 11: 20 ::: buffymat69 is now known as solidmat69
- 11: 20 ::: Dickie is now known as squishymat
- 11: 20 ::: squishymat is now known as Dickie
- 11: 20 ::: solidmat69 is now known as deceased
- 11: 21 ::: deceased is now known as receased
- 11: 25 ::: receased is now known as RICHard
“Tic tacs you actually swallow, though. You own a tic tac. Gum is just borrowed.”
— Along For The Ride
hi all you got an order from me in the last month and a half, and ive been so swamped i havent had a chance to write you a personal note and thank you for your order. THANKS please take a second and log on to your amazon account and when you see an order from THISOLDGARAGE select leave feedback and tell the world it will help me grow my little business thanks again pete
I bought a christmas present for a family member from this guy via amazon. it shipped the next day, and arrived on the first day of the estimated delivery range (which spanned about 2 weeks). that seemed pretty good to me since this was around thanksgiving, a busy time. plus it seems like usps always takes forever, so this was great. then today I got this email. I don’t think a seller from ebay or amazon has ever emailed me like this. so cool.
things I'm taking bets on
- how many T alerts I’ll wake up to about weather related delays
- how late the train will be getting to back bay
- how late I’ll get to work
- how cold and wet I will get between a) my dorm and ruggles station b) framingham station and nimbit
- whether or not my clothes will dry
THAT SENTENCE WAS SO VIDEO GAMES
