cat, uncat
kaboobi: at the end of a war you need some soldiers left, really, or else it looks like you've lost.
richard: huh
* lauren climbs the mountain of conflict
kaboobi: kiss my sweaty balls you fat fuck
lauren: shut it, love actually
* richard cats
lauren: VOWEL!
kaboobi: it must have been you, the woman from the crying game
lauren: no it was you, baby from eraserhead
richard: i need a translator
* lauren gives richard tusks
kaboobi: difficult-difficult-lemon-difficult
lauren: are you still allergic to the dog?
kaboobi: i wake up and my eyes are closed and my head is swollen and I look like a giant ball sack
richard: oh i get it now
* richard uncats
Aug 13th