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2009

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October 22
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January 48

2008

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2007

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mr the chua's great idea

theryan: babies should play football
theryan: babies should replace the football
theryan: that would be so entertaining
theryan: HE THREW THE BABY 50 YARDS FOR A TOUCHDOWN
theryan: you get bonus points if the baby is alive at the end of the drive
theryan: LOL
theryan: THE COACH IS CHALLENGING THE CALL THAT THE BABY IS ALIVE AND SAYING THAT IT IS ONLY TWITCHING
theryan: and then the refs can go
theryan: WHEN THE BABY CROSSED THE PLANE, IT WAS ALIVE. ONLY AFTER THE BABY WAS DROPPED DID IT DIE. RULING ON THE FIELD STANDS, BONUS BABY POINTS."
gkatsev: wow, thats just awful
theryan: well i mean
theryan: they could only do it with the babies that have defects
lauren: no it's amazing
theryan: like crack babies or missing limbs
theryan: just so its more PR friendly
theryan: i know people are sensitive towards these kinds of things
theryan: pregnant teenagers could contribute too
theryan: actually
theryan: this could be a way to promote teenage pregnancy
theryan: donate a baby get VIP passes for a season
lauren: it could be a way to discourage abortion too
lauren: so prolifers would be happy
theryan: yeah exactly
theryan: everyone's happy
lauren: the ad campaign for them could be like
theryan: teenagers can sue, abortions will decline
lauren: "don't murder your baby, donate it to sports!"
theryan: no one will be stuck with defective babies
lauren: so healthcare costs maybe would go down
theryan: yeah
theryan: im going to write obama on this issue
Oct 26th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25)
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Oct 26th

Kill babies, get happiness (Psalm 137)

ratherconfused: 8 O Daughter of Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is he who repays you for...
Oct 26th
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Oct 23rd
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Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Graffiti Worth Reading Download it free here
Oct 23rd

a history lesson

richard: a rolling pin
richard: like what 1950's wifes beat their husbands with
richard: because they were at the elks lodge
richard: or playing bowling late
richard: and they also slept with the milk man
richard: because he was delicious
richard: and all the free milk she could drink
richard: it was tough times
richard: especially in england
richard: rationing didnt end till much later there
richard: so milk was hard to get
richard: so she would bang the milkman
richard: so that her kids could eat
richard: right chessie?
chessie: ummm
richard: chessie: what would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor because he is hungry? and the olny way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of milk
chessie: omg
chessie: omg
chessie: omg
chessie: richard
chessie: you're amazing
richard: aww shucks
Oct 22nd
“I guess you’re dead from the incineration I just gave...”
— Thinkin Lincoln
Oct 20th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18)
Oct 19th

Chua explains the Pats/Titans game

<THE CHUA> it's like they're playing madden
<THE CHUA> and the player for the titans is a 2 yr old baby
Oct 18th

Deteriorata

You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. Deteriorata. Deteriorata. Go...
Oct 17th
“I’m taking a creative writing class for the hell of it...”
— Jim Sargent, The Doghouse
Oct 17th
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This was once such sacred ground But now I want my city back… How should I feel when the place...
Oct 16th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-11)
Oct 12th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-4)
Oct 5th
“New ideas are rare. Don’t rely on getting one....”
— Reddit
Oct 2nd
itsalwayssunny: Mac: First of all, it’s not a jacket. It’s...
Oct 2nd